General Relativity
The more official definition of years defines it in terms of days, which break down further to SI’s rigorously defined second as the base unit of time. But it’s still weird to think about.
I'm not an astrophysicist, but I'd guess the Earth's orbital period isn't quite the same as when the planet first formed either. So using today's defined measurement of "years", the planet's age and the number of times it's been around the sun might not match up at the surface either. The impact that formed the moon must have changed our velocity a bit, right? And the sun has been losing mass (into energy via fusion) since it first formed.