I wish.

It's not because they are Google, it's because their algorithm is so good, that when there will be another alternative to google search, it will need to act the same.

I'm dealing with content on a daily basis. Most of the challenge when it comes to writing content is to make it suitable to more than 200 factors Google is using in their algorithm to determine the quality of this content.

You can think about it as a massive supermarket checklist, Only when all the 200 boxes checked, your wife will tell you good job.