Solution: Faraday cage. They can't make radio waves break the laws of physics! (that I know of...)
I had all kinds of older phones, and in older times 20-25 years ago there were tons of places with zero signal (villages, islands, places out of the city, national parks, and so on) and the phones survived just fine.
That's as zero as in a faraday cage, as far as the phone is concerned -- no tower to talk to at all, 0 bars for hours or days on end.