Is Groupon the new Kristen Stewart startup?

creative license for a catchy title doesn't mean the title ought to be a bit of a muddle. does Jesus mean Groupon died but will come back? does it mean Groupon has divine authority? does it mean it'll be betrayed? "Jesus startup" is not a coherent term and aids little in the pretty sensible analysis that followed.

[although now that I think about it, I'd read an article that went way too far with it. "Is Groupon the new 'Lindsey Lohan after the alcohol but before the cocaine' startup?" -- that could only go well.]