WeWork founder will get $1.7B to let SoftBank take over his company
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I bet Neumann was all “ok cool guys I’ll walk away with my $700m and you can write down We to $0 and enjoy that.”
Turns out, SoftBank needs We to be not-dead-yet about $1.7B more than Neumann does.
* generations of prior businesspeople doing
Let's not forget that Enron, Theranos and WeWork propagated a form of corporate fraud that is not foreign to the modern corporate investment system. There are always opportunities to bolt on corporate structures that juice the plausible metrics and existence of an "investable" moat, but at least in more public markets oriented world of yesteryear, SEC regulations could be put in place to plausibly protect main street investors. In the current engorged state of private capital, many private investors will have to learn due diligence the hard way, or they will lose their shirts to exceedingly savvy hucksters and grifters masquerading as trailblazing mavericks.
What aspect of WeWork was/is fraudulent?
For quite some time the standard thesis of VCs has been to "invest in the founder" before other concerns. Look for a dynamic, resourceful, magnetic, go-getter founder and invest in them and the business is secondary. All VCs don't follow this thesis but it's been very popular among less technical VCs probably because less technical VCs are less competent to evaluate aspects of the business other than the founder's personality.
This heuristic is going to give you two sets of people: highly motivated and resourceful visionaries, and sociopathic con artists. The latter far outnumber the former, and without looking at anything but the founder it's hard to tell the difference. In my experience sociopathic hustler types are probably going to look better according to this heuristic since they are generally better at manipulating people and projecting a superficial aura of power and competence. Even the most dynamic looking visionaries are generally spending more of their time being creators and organizers than perfecting their ability to fake being creators and organizers.
This investment thesis gave us Theranos and WeWork among others.
Repeat after me: any indicator or metric will be gamed, no exceptions. If any investment thesis becomes popular it will be exploited by con artists who will learn to fake whatever indicators are being sought. No exceptions. If "invest in introverted nerds with cool tech" became the popular thesis, that too would be gamed. You'd see a lot of sociopaths pretending to be introverted nerds with whiz-bang sounding snake oil "tech." (This has in fact happened in other areas... look into free energy and medical quackery for examples.)
The even more general principle here is that there is no formula that can act as a substitute for constantly engaged and applied intelligence. I think this is a broad principle. If such formulas existed in any domain then the human brain with its high metabolic cost would never have evolved.
If I were a VC my investment thesis would be "each potential investment is entirely unique and must be evaluated by reasoning from first principles." There are patterns of course, but any pattern that's existed long enough to be recognized as such is already "priced in" and is also probably in the process of being exploited. If you see the pattern you are probably too late to profit from it.
What was he not going to take a quarter of that? If softbank walked his and We's value would have dropped through the floor.
This is so bizarre it feels like there has to be fraud somewhere.
Was SoftBank blind to the issues? Was it some form of willful ignorance?
This dangerous trend is growing. Value creation and true innovation are not being rewarded as they should, while corrupt thieves thrive.
$1B in stock purchase $500M in a line of credit $185M consulting fee?
I wonder what the valuation is for the $1B in stock purchase?
But also, fuck this guy.
It's not about defending the person, it's about defending this vague entrepreneurial ideal of the renegade founder, the Jobsian inability to accept the status quo.
But having a set of [very publicly expressed] personal beliefs that correlate strongly with left-wing positions covers a hefty chunk of the élite (hello various conservation topics, vegetarianism, etc etc). He has, now (and more than likely from now onwards, as will his family), awesome personal wealth and the attendant power that buys, he will get nice things written about him.