> It is extremely hard to learn
Haskell was the first language I learned. I didn't think this at all and I still don't. It doesn't strike me as any more difficult than learning Java or something.
You may think this because Haskell is a different paradigm than what you're used to, so while you may be able to get quickly started with Rust coming from a C++ background, Haskell will take more work because what you already know doesn't intersect with what you need to know quite as well. You may misconstrue this mismatch as Haskell being more difficult to learn.
> extremely confusing + needlessly complicated syntax
I think Haskell syntax is less confusing/complicated than many other language. Unlike a lot of other languages, Haskell doesn't have a lot of things baked-in. As an example, lot of oft-used functions are "user-space" functions that anyone could define themselves. Like `($)` or `otherwise`.
> If I stood up in a corporate business boardroom meeting for tech analysis on a new project and said "I want to write it in Haskell", I'd get laughed + kicked out.
This is such a stupid argument: what relevance is the opinion of boardroom meeting attendees on the suitability of Haskell for a project?
It sounds like you're hating on Haskell out of ignorance and some personal encounter with the language that went poorly. Instead of actually being informed.