You're getting down voted mostly because of your tone (IMO) but the appeal if Elixir is just a reality of experience.
When I found it, I was 15 years in my career and when I dove in, learned it and saw how it addressed so many short term and long term issues that appear in application development...the balance was the closest thing I'd seen to perfect.
But if I hadn't experienced the pain, I would never have appreciated it all the little details.