If you want a browser that's free of all of that, there's always lynx.

Of course, you have to give up a few things to use it...

Doesn't the Midori browser use Webkit?

Or use Pale Moon, where yes, the devs can be difficult, but they're also right more often than not.

There's the middle ground of using Firefox and wishing the Mozilla Corporation wasn't full of hypocrites.

Not sure how this counters my point at all. Mozilla wants to eat his cake (we are the champions of Privacy) and have it (yes the most Privacy destroying corporation on Earth is funding us so we never mention them anywhere as if they are not involved in what we do).

Completely, utterly hypocritical. I'm sorry if you are blind to it.