There was a recent paper that showed it is possible planet 9 is a primordial black hole - would that work?
https://phys.org/news/2019-09-planet-primodial-black-hole.ht...
https://phys.org/news/2019-09-planet-primodial-black-hole.ht...
To judge for yourself hour serious the authors are in proposing a primordial black hole to explain the anomalies in the outer asteroid belt, I refer you to figure 1 in their paper: https://arxiv.org/pdf/1909.11090.pdf
It was and is really neat, even if the likelihood of its reality is low.