Good news. These programs are cash cows and the vast majority who apply for MBA do it for the wrong reasons (networking and a big name school on their resume). There are lots of MBAs from elite schools in my company and the gap is huge. Some are great but some are completely useless. Anyone can have an MBA from an elite school. You just need the money and be willing to spend it on a degree.
(sorry MBA graduates, I know you gonna downvote this comment :))