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> Cutlar saying to Griffin, "It was eating my potatoes"; and Griffin replying, "It is up to you to keep your potatoes out of my pig."

Requirement fulfilled. Now does it make more sense to fence in the potatoes or fence in the pig?

The pig. If your pig comes on my land, it's now likely my pig.

Which, coincidentally, has a case about the Hatfield/McCoy feud over a pig, whose ownership was granted to those who possessed the pig.