Almost everything wrong with consumer banking in america is contained, or stems from the ability to refer to cheque as a neccessary and normal thing in modern day finance.
I tore up my last cheque book ten years ago, I have had to resort to Western Union three times now (once a year) to send money to Her Majesties Customs and Excise for my UK pension topup, its the only thing I still do that way, and if the UK stopped using a closed-loop domestic clearing house and opened up SWIFT I'd do this via the IBAN immediately.
Cheques are cool. They're also horrendously stone age and the "yes but..." are the collected history of insanity that is american banking.
Jimmy Stewart, holding the fort at the friendly credit union on christmas day...