"resemble tasteless Cheese puffs"
Resemble in looks or taste?
Resemble in looks or taste?
Source: a member of my immediate family worked at a company that manufactured them and brought home many samples. We'd freak people out by eating them. The joke was always "What do you pack packing material in for shipping?"
As an aside, don't drink from beer/pop cans without washing the tops.
Where are they contaminated?
[1] https://www.hoax-slayer.net/leptospirosis-death-warning-rat-...
Edit, got it: Don't do that, you'll wipe away all the flavour!
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