Ask HN: Who wants to get fired?

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Share your company's information & reasons why you want to get fired or quit. Please use this format:

Company name Company location Job title Reasons

Please use throwaway accounts if needed. Also don't shame, try to be objective for the reasons.

FireEye, Milpitas, CA, Sales Engineer

I want to get fired because morale is incredibly low, it's a dog eat dog environment, and it sucks to work on legacy products that customers hate.

How do you want to get fired?