I think PSAPs should release a list of the most common questions they
ask 911 callers. My kids basically know how and when to call 911, but
they definitely aren't trained on the best answer to the "is this a
house or an apartment" question cited in this BBC story. (In our case,
the relevant answer is "house" even though our mailing address
includes an apartment number.) Maybe I'd create a poster so they
remember what to do under stress, e.g.,
DO tell the 911 operator that we live in a house, not an apartment
DO tell the 911 operator that we have five people in our family (omit the detail that our foster child isn't biologically related)
DO NOT tell the 911 operator that, technically, our fish are "pets"
DO NOT attempt to negotiate a Creative Commons license for the recording of the 911 call