Why Do Donuts (Almost) Disappear at Faculty Meetings?

I wonder why this isn't more about caffeinated coffee where it's an actual problem than with the shitty pastries? Running out of donuts isn't a tragedy - it may be a good thing. Running out of coffee is inevitable and tragic.

Like donuts it's plainly visible that there's almost no coffee left, there's a little pipette thing showing how much is left. Why is this situation different than the donut situation?