They should train it on the Enron emails. Then they could sell it as an Outlook plugin that auto-generates emails full of incomprehensible management-speak!
"You'll be a thought leader in no time."
there is probably, legitimately, a market for this
There is. For yearly performance reviews.
When I worked for a big company in 2005-2009 I did, in fact, use a markov gibberish generator to fill in my yearly self-assessment.