I like how every branch from "Is it for a legit business" ends with "NO".
Could have just short-circuited all the decision nodes after that, though that might have been less entertaining.
Could have just short-circuited all the decision nodes after that, though that might have been less entertaining.
To resist sales pitches, you need training. You can't just train your mind, you must also train your reflexes. You must condition yourself such that when you hear specific phrases your hand hangs up the phone all by itself.
An alternative view point: By not using a general principle, a sales pitch could ambush you with a new scenario that isn't in your list of specifics. In that case, it's easier to learn to be dogmatic in saying 'Are you a legit business? Then no freebies for you!'
And humorous yeah :)