Long ago I read a story, which I can’t source now so it may be apocryphal, about author CS Lewis. As the story goes, after the Narnia series got popular, he made enough money to buy himself a very nice Jaguar. The first thing he did was to take a hammer to the car and dent it all over. His thinking was, if he did that himself, he would avoid the inevitable pain from every time someone slammed their door into his, or tapped the bumper in a parking lot.