How I decide between many programming languages
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It's OK not to be serious about engineering. Most people aren't, and don't want to be. The honest thing is to say so, instead of complaining about the language.
Some work at the 'there is this problem, what do we build to solve it?' level (myself usually included). In that case you have more scope to choose the right tool for the job, and a lot of the time the tradeoff is not favourable for PHP past the first week.