Why I hate Agile methodologies (2010)

My current company is transforming into Agile right now, and I find this article is very good description of all these crazy stuff which happen in the company:

> Until today’s meeting, the friendly Agile consultant at my company has spent his time photoshopping the team leader’s face onto pictures of Yoda, and researching the motivational properties of various colours of magic marker. And he gets paid for it.