> LIGO does not record jiggling test masses. It records electrical signals that can be generated by jiggling test masses, and also by other means.No, it records interference patterns at a detector which are produced by jiggling of the test masses. There are no other means of producing those interference patterns--certainly not by low frequency EM radiation happening to pass through the apparatus, which was what the post I was responding to was talking about.
The question is what makes the test masses jiggle. A gravitational wave is one possibility, but certainly not the only one. Seismic disturbances, a truck driving by the facility, someone banging on the wall of the vacuum chamber, etc.
The electrical signals you are talking about come from the interference detector. It is possible that there could be electrical noise elsewhere in the circuit, but that's something the experimenters already allow for and take great precautions to minimize, just as the test masses are isolated to minimize any source of jiggling of them other than gravitational waves.
> They need to distinguish better real events from ersatz events
What do you think they could do better?