"Copy-paste programmers across America are distrought, don't know what to do; suddenly try learning things on their own out of sheer desperation".

After this happened, I have now witnessed that the IQ of many 'impostor programmers' had instantly dropped to an all time low.

man pages it is then.

For me, Wikipedia, Twitter, Facebook all are down or show abnormally long loading times.

AGAIN!! Just as I'm hit with segfault!! AHHHHHH