Oh that return policy.

When I was working at a startup in the early 90's, we decided we needed to max out memory for a demo to a big potential customer. They sent me to Fry's in Palo Alto to get the module.

After the demo -- boss decided it was too expensive and I needed to return it. Slightly horrified (although I think the module was a couple thousand 1994 dollars and we were... bootstrapped) I went back.

"What's wrong with the product?" "Um... wrong color?"

And they did the refund.