That's why you must use Modern Perl. See guidelines in the free Modern Perl Book : http://www.modernperlbooks.com/mt/2010/11/the-book-is-out.ht...
Perl doesn't bash you over the head and make you use objects by making "int" an object, but they're there if you need them.
( And if you really need to, you can make int at least look like an object )