Adventure time!

> Do you actually want to work in a large dev team?

  -- Yes

    >> Why ?

      --- Want to gain knowledge about 'working in a large dev team'

         >>> Why?

            ---- Because... it might be useful?

                >>>> You're stupid.

            ---- Don't know.

                >>>> You're stupid.

            ---- Some actually valid reason.

                >>>> Wonderful! Please state it next time.

      --- Want to learn about [insert hard thing here].

         >>> What's stopping you?

            ---- Nothing.

                >>>> Damn strait!

            ---- Not motivated enough to learn it by myself.

                >>>> Join a start-up dealing with [insert hard thing here].

                    ----- But... but... it's against my entrepreneurial spirit. (Which, by the way, please don't lump together with the hacker spirit, you insensitive clod!)

                         >>>>> Wipe off your wah-wah tears?

      --- Want to be around people.

         >>> Hint: The open source community doesn't hit up bars after work.

      --- Need large team experience to tackle cool problem X.

         >>> Are other people tackling cool problem X?

            ---- Yes.

                >>>> Join them.

            ---- No.

                >>>> You don't need large team experience. Take your passion and just get to work.

      --- Don't know.

         >>> Read 'Getting things Done'. Also: You're stupid.

  -- No

    >> Then why did you post this?

      --- Because you're silly.