“There was just one problem: that fee didn't actually go anywhere except straight to the company's coiffures”
Coiffures: elaborate hairatyles
Coffers: financial accounts
Coiffures: elaborate hairatyles
Coffers: financial accounts
Hairatyles: an example of Muphry's law in action
Hairstyles: a particular way in which a person's hair is cut or arranged
Muphry's law: "anything that can be mispelled, will be mispelled"
Mispelled: an example of Muphry's law in action
“Misspelled: a word spelled incorrectly.”: better.
Language change denier: As above, sans "Nazi" reference.
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?
A: He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
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