People love to come up with fantasies and try to work backwards from them, but sometimes you really can't get there from here.
You have a surplus of condescension and a lack of imagination.
They didn't until now, but the US government just told them commercial OSes with a connection to the US can not be trusted, so they might very well be rethinking that.
Even today, with hardly any hardware, there's (to various degree of completion): Debian, Fedora, Slackware, FreeBSD, and seL4.
Ideally, once there is a JVM that runs on riscv, those apps are ported for free. An openJDK port is underway.
I have no idea how much work it would be for Android to port its APIs, but Google certainly has the manpower if this is something they want.
The major pain points today are the JITs, which applies to Java and JavaScript in particular. There has been preciously little (public) progress on these.
But the compiler (openjdk in this case) still needs to be ported, no?
EDIT: I think we are talking about two different things. The Java compiler (which emits Java bytecode) should be ported for convenience but that is not necessary. The compiler which compiles the actual JVM into an executable doesn't need to be ported, but it does need to have support added for emitting riscv machine code.
[1] https://www.scmp.com/tech/innovation/article/3022747/heres-w...
I got one interview out of it, but I feel like maybe the Foundation is the right place for that. They'd have to delegate the hiring and management to a member, but I think it could work.
Huawei has their own VM for Android, so they would likely port that for their effort.