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This was the OP's solution to a hair-on-fire problem.

Very concise and informative. Thanks.

The money you spent on this domain name could have bought rice for a family for several days. I guess that gets a big "NO" too.

Do you honestly believe they were sitting there thinking "Hmm, well, I could buy a family rice for several days, or I could register this amusing but ultimately useless domain name..."?

Don't bring false dichotomies into arguments. They discredit you and make the argument less interesting.

[Edit: spelling]