In that case, please consider not using emoji's so heavily.
I'm not 100% your target audience so my opinion should probably not hold a lot of value to you but they feel obnoxious and interrupt the flow of sentences instead of adding to them.
Thanks, we wanted to create something "on the edge". But it seems quite many people take it as a satire. In the next version we will cool down a little bit.
I really liked the content, but at some point it felt too good to be true. Links to feature screens or walkthroughs might quell that doubt without compromising on messaging.
The "diamonds in poop" emojis especially give the impression that it is not a real product. FYI you use "rodmap" instead of "roadmap"
Considering how overworked start-up developers are, instead of calling it a feature roadmap a feature rodmap seems highly appropiate.