Especially one with such relatively poor rewards.
I have no clue what my credit card interest rates are, they're all set to autopay.
I'm in the same boat as you except I also churn for miles/points.
• can make purchases with it; no fees (when you pay it off on time)
Without any of the following:
• rewards, deals, special offers, other gimmicks and spam
Maybe the Apple Card will be an interesting option for people looking for something simpler and aren't trying to maximize the rewards.
You're in luck! Currently there is no law requiring you to sign up for an Apple Card. Since it doesn't meet your criteria, you can avoid getting it just simply doing absolutely nothing! Problem solved!
However, there are people for whom it does work.