Vodka Was Made Using Contaminated Grain from Chernobyl

I drank some unidentified vodka and experienced an increase in chattiness and confidence, delayed reaction time, decreased inhibition, a loss of judgement and memory, vision problems, loss of balance, and confusion. It must have been radioactive or how could you explain this?

Need to be marketed with a small battery powered light in the bottle to make it look "radioactive".

So there was an element of truth to Frank Cross's allegation after all. "No, no, you're not a ghost, you're a HALLUCINATION, brought on by alcohol! Russian vodka poisoned by Chernobyl!"

Original article: https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-49251471 Vice didn't even use a real picture of Atomik Vodka.

I thought they had already reduced the size of the exclusion zone, but I guess they're just talking about it so far. https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-47227767

If Fallout were to have a vodka here in the real world...this should be it.

Bethesda and Professor Smith are missing the golden opportunity here.

They should have distilled it inside the Dome too, using "natural core heat" to reduce carbon footprint.

It's not great, not terrible.