Don't be afraid to hop in the shower real quick if you have a nasty event. Doesn't mean you have to have a full shower.
I agree, and I grew up in a country where they're very rare (UK) and still don't have one.
I love holidaying in Europe. Bidets, bidets everywhere.
UK is part of Europe.
Don't tell that to Nigel Farage.
As far as I know Nigel Farage wants out of the economic, political, etc European Union, not out of the geographical continent. By the way, parts of Turkey and Russia are also in Europe.
Mainland Europe. Come on, it was obvious what I meant.
Were in Europe are bidets common? I've never seen one in Germany.