"Space Jam" movie website, untouched since 1996
www2.warnerbros.com
www2.warnerbros.com
I tried calling the number and ordering the soundtrack on cassette for $8.99:
"Hello, J & R Music World"
Me: "Hi, I'd like to order the Space Jam soundtrack on cassette."
Them: "What?"
Me: "I'd like to order the Space Jam soundtrack on cassette."
Them: "On cassette?"
Me: "Yes, on cassette."
Them: "Uhh...we don't do cassettes anymore!"
I guess I will have to settle for the RealAudio 2.0 previews.
The sorta changes made are interesting in their own ways. Things like the removal of a html comment "Temporary Placeholder. Netgravity is functioning correctly if you can see this." Netgravity was a circa 1996 advert server.
Overall impression is that it's been bit rotting in a CMS in interesting ways since 1996.
Archive.org has a partial copy: http://web.archive.org/web/20010124050200/http://www.thematr...
At the time the movie came out the official website was whatisthematrix.com, presumably because all the more obvious options were taken, so this was probably some other site whose domain was eventually yanked by WB's lawyers.
Interesting find though.
"You've made it: Jam Central Station, the central depository for all things Space Jam. From the best seats in the house, you can peruse the production notes, find out about the filmmakers , check out the theatrical trailer , and look at a bunch of photos from the film."
"Don't jam your computer -- download this screen saver, and never again will you need to suffer the indignity of burnt phospor."
That's some truly awful copy.
Love that the backgrounds are 300x500 pixels. Huge!
The thumbnails are 72px × 43px. When clicked, it loads a separate page with an 360px × 216px image. Huge!
http://www2.warnerbros.com/spacejam/movie/cmp/jamcentral/pho...
Anders Sandberg (a Swedish ethicist and futurist) hasn't updated his old web site at http://www.nada.kth.se/~asa since 1997. Chunks of it that were moved to other sites are missing.
I can't think of any older examples - all the other pages I hit circa 1994/95 are simply gone. As much as we want URLs to last forever or be properly redirected, stuff doesn't seem to stay up forever.
[1] http://www2.warnerbros.com/spacejam/movie/cmp/bball/shoot.ht...
http://get.adobe.com/shockwave/ if you are curious, but I strongly recommend not installing that.
http://www.adobe.com/products/player_census/shockwaveplayer/...
You press enter and it 'shoots' the ball at the net. That's it. No aiming, no strength meter, etc. Those things jump back and forth in front of the net, but whether your ball actually goes in or not seems entirely random. And the animation is the same either way. Your only clue as to success or failure is a "yay" or "boo" sound effect.
All in all, it may be the worst game ever made.
Just think, IE6 was light years ahead of 1996's state of the art web technologies, and look at IE6 now. Firefox 4, IE9, and Chrome 10 will eventually be just as dated as IE6. The sites designed for them today will probably be horribly broken messes in 2020's latest crop of browsers (which will probably be more prevalently a function of whatever device defaults are by then, ala iOS and Android).