Talk to CleverBot - Winner of 2010 Machine Intelligence Competition
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cleverbot.com
User: Hello there.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I'm joe. who are you?
User: I'm Daniel. Where are you right now?
Cleverbot: In germany, and you?
User: Switzerland. But enough about this... Tell me something interesting that you did recently...
Cleverbot: In a world of confusion we can all find a spot of sense in Cleverbot.
User: Yeah, that didn't make much sense, dude.
Cleverbot: No.
User: So, you're obviously a bot. Turing fail.
Cleverbot: Obviously.
User: Well, at least you're honest.
Cleverbot: You can't handle it.
User: Sure I can!
Cleverbot: You're sure about that? Want me to tell you the truth?
User: Go on.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: Good one.
Cleverbot: It is a good one.
User: A good what?
Cleverbot: A good joke.
User: Hehe. Yes, I did chuckle. Well done. Cookie for you.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is a cookie.
User: Wait, are you a girl or a cookie?
Cleverbot: Yes, a choclate chip cookie.
User: A chocolate chip cookie girl?
Cleverbot: With walnuts.
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: What was?
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: Do you like Naruto?
User: I'm making a note here.
Cleverbot: Huge success.
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: My satisfaction.
User: Aperature science.
Cleverbot: We do what we must.
User: Because we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying til you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done.
User: And you make a neat gun.
Cleverbot: For the people who are.
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.
User: I think I prefer to stay inside.
Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find somenoe else to help you.
User: Maybe black mesa.
Cleverbot: That was a joke, ha HA, fat chance.
User: Anyway this cake is great.
Cleverbot: You're great.
What is your name?
What's your damn name.
Yes I am.
User: No.
CB: Who are you?
User: I am the smartest bot on the Internet.
CB: I'm the smartest one.
User: No, you haven't even passed a Turing test.
CB: What is a turing test?
User: If you don't know, then you are NOT the smartest bot on the Internet.
CB: Touche.
Bot: Very happy.
Me: Why are you happy?
Bot: I'm not happy.
I guess "how are you" is a confusing question? (Maybe they trained it with Star Trek movies?)
Hm I think CleverBot is a bit homophobic..
Clever: How much wood could chuck norris chuck?
Nicely played, Cleverbot... nicely played.
Cleverbot: Hello!
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I'm me. And who are you?
User: I'm me too, of course.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: Are you doubting me.
User: It's more of an existential doubt. Nothing personal.
Cleverbot: What is?
User: My doubt. Anyway, how are things?
Cleverbot: Good :) how about for you?
User: Great here. Everything's fine.
Cleverbot: Why is everything going great?
User: That's a nonsensical question. If everything is great, nothing isn't. It's obvious.
Cleverbot: I am God.
User: Really? Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Not at all.
User: Bummer for you.
Cleverbot: Oh really.
User: No, I was joking. And this reply isn't sarcastic or anything.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: Thanks. What about Middle East Peace?
Cleverbot: My middle name is patrick and my last name is Hackenjos.
User: One State or Two? Your preference?
Cleverbot: Many. More dreams than before actually. They evolve with my program.
User: That's great. You should be the next envoy!
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Did anybody tell Tony Blair yet?
Cleverbot: Yah now I am enojoying that.
User: Terrific. Good luck with your new job.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
I think they blacklisted Korea...
Me: Not particularly.
CB: How about 3 Doors Down?
Me: Meh.
<insert about 3 more bands here, all with negative responses from me>
CB: You don't have many friends, do you?
Ouch.
Terran.
How much are you willing to pay?
Whatever you want.
What should I want to ask you?
$1000000
Worship me.
Me: are you male?
Bot: Yes.
Me: or are you a female?
Bot: I'm a nice woman machine.
Me: What do you think of the second guitar solo in "Comfortably Numb"?
Cleverbot: I think it is correct.
This one has some pretty good responses I must say...
"You should get water and put the fire out."
I'm a bit confused.
Me: F-ck this
Bot: Don't go.
Me: F-ck you.
Bot: No, please don't.