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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=heavies It's a general term for a grunt. In this context think: Black SUV, black suit, silenced pistol, shades.

He's a tall, muscular, bald Russian guy who likes guns, sandwiches and has an unhealthy bond with his family physician...I think.

Russians in general are not that fond of sandwiches!

I thought all men loved sandwiches... "Make me a sandwich!"

sudo shut up

Thanks. I love not only your appreciation of humour, but also your loving demeanor.

He is credit to team.

I figured it was a Team Fortress reference. Considering both of the 'agencies' that control the teams are denoted by three letters (BLU, and RED).

Not your brother.