Tours of London, led by the city's homeless

Here we have the best corner in town from which to beg for money. If you are getting low in funds, this is the place to stand. However, if you see me coming then you better move out of the way. I won't let my corner go without a fight.

This restaurant is the best for taking meals which customers haven't finished. The meals are huge and most customers leave them half eaten. You have to move fast though, or else you will have to eat from the blue dumpster around the back of the building.

And now we come to the end of our tour which is where we rob the guy in the back wearing the gold watch and filming this with the expensive video camera. We told you not to take anything expensive with you and I have to eat.