ExpressVPN are on a podcast advertising spree, so I thought I’d give them a look. I tried to pay using Bitcoin and got a generic “There was an error” error.

And when I say generic, I mean ‘I recognise the Semantic UI React default error block’ generic.

I used their live chat support. “Is this normal,” I asked. “No,” I was told.

I tried again a day later. Same.

I tried them on Twitter. Nothing.

So, it seems that ExpressVPN have a good marketing budget and little else. I shan’t be bothering to try again.