Edit: 4 upvotes in 4 minutes. I guess people are reading this... for anyone who hasn't already discovered it, the saving grace for me was the Elixir Slack channel. I also learned while working with someone who really knows Erlang, which helped quite a bit, too. If anyone learning Elixir gets to the point where they want to scream, feel free to email me. If I can help, I will! Email in profile.