But then two questions sprang to mind:
1. Does this eventually get your domain marked as potentially harmful in Firefox/Chrome/other browser?
2. What happens if you're fronted by a CDN like Cloudflare? I mean, I assume nginx won't be screwed over by this but, even then, will it infuriate your CDN provider and put you at risk of getting your account shut down.
My fit of vengeful glee has therefore been somewhat ablated for the time being.