Hacker News is not 4chan, and as such, do not reply "Cool Story Bro", unless you are replying to your brother that you thought the story he gave you was popular.
I upvoted you and downvoted him because I really don't want HN to degrade into Reddit/Digg/4Chan/etc. I come here specifically because it's _not_ one of those, and has a good signal-to-noise ratio (e.g. relevant conversations not overrun by silly memes)