YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A CAR

YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A HANDBAG

YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A TELEVISION

YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A MOVIE

DOWNLOADING PIRATED FILMS IS STEALING*

STEALING IS AGAINST THE LAW

PIRACY. IT'S A CRIME.†

* No, it's copyright infringement, not stealing.

† It's a civil offence in most cases, not criminal.

edit: watched the youtubed version: I've only seen that one once. Apparently we've got a different one, maybe a little less annoying.