Why the C programming language still rules

The web is such a trashfire

931 requests 113.17 MB / 38.24 MB transferred Finish: 1.68 min DOMContentLoaded: 1.48 s load: 6.54 s

After 50 sec, still loading at more than 1 request per sec... I dont even know what I did to break it. Works fine in incognito mode though

link without paywall?