Please don't do this. Such comments lower the quaility of HN and violate the site policies. Any good HN user nose this, and it snot funny lowering the discourse with such comments.
> Any good HN user nose this
> and it snot funny
These horrible puns made me -- not quite laugh or smirk -- but rather exhale heavily through my nose (is there a specific word for this?).
Hmm...chortle would likely be most appropriate as it is specifically a breathy laugh. Chuckle or titter would also be appropriate :)