With some UIs on the modern web, I’d love for clippy to appear and tell me what to do
"You seem to be having some trouble. I find clicking on everything randomly until you figure out what each piece of the web-page does works best for me!"
"You seem to be having some trouble - have you tried using this website on a phone?"
"You don't seem to be having _enough_ trouble - have you tried using this website on a phone?"