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Rules-lawyering at its finest.

This kind of reminds me of the “is a jaffa cake a biscuit” legal fight, which mattered a great deal for VAT purposes.

See also -- Marvel's legal team: "The X-Men aren't really people."

Or a classic alt.sex.stories signature:

"All creatures in this story live in a solar system where one year is equal to 1,000 Earth years."