Microplastics do not wash out of your body...
edit: also glyphosate is not a pesticide
edit: also glyphosate is not a pesticide
And AFAICT, glyphosate doesn't pose a significant risk to humans in the amounts people would normally be exposed to. It's really quite harmless. However, it can become more harmful when mixed with other chemicals, but honestly, the other chemicals are probably more harmful than it.