Eating Jell-O with Chopsticks
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More about the "stealth triplex": https://granolashotgun.com/2017/07/17/the-stealth-triplex/
Building an outdoor kitchen setup: https://granolashotgun.com/2018/05/08/the-mangiapocalypse/
>A garden hose attached to a spigot and a galvanized bucket work wonders as an outdoor sink. Camp soap made for outdoor use is garden friendly and nontoxic so waste water can be used to irrigate fruit trees. I hasten to mention that an outdoor sink plumbed with a pipe would have set off a cascade of government regulations and prohibitions. But a garden hose and a bucket? No problem. Why ask for trouble with the authorities?
Building a backyard cottage: https://granolashotgun.com/2017/06/14/the-bitter-suite/
>I attempted to build a granny cottage in the back half acre behind the main house. I hired a local architect who walked me through the legal parameters. Then I decided to do the rational thing instead. Nothing. The numbers didn’t add up. It wasn’t even close. So I reverse engineered what was legal as-of-right without permits, fees, or inspections. 120 square feet, no more than 12 feet tall, no electricity or plumbing. Full stop.
Also, they breed bacteria like crazy when left in the sun.
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There are two ways of doing this in Oakland, and presumably most places - the Legal proper way, and the not-legal way. Most seem to be the latter.
But we wanted to do things right. Oakland has a housing shortage and we have more square feet than we need, and we were renovating the house anyway. And according to the city, they're trying to encourage ADU's to help with that housing shortage, so we went that way.
But that means we're subject to a whole new set of zoning and construction regulations. Originally I wanted to keep a (locking) interior door between the main house and the ADU so we had the flexibility of having it as a guest room or literal mother-in-law suite if we weren't renting it. Zoning shot that down - ADU is required to be completely separate space.
Oh and that 'separate space' is quite literal. Separate HVAC, separate electrical, separate sewer plumbing to the lateral with separate cleanout, and 1-hour fire rated separation on shared walls and ceilings.
Some of that makes sense and I'd want to do anyway, but it means a simple 400sq. ft. 1 bedroom ADU in an existing building is about a $100k buildout.
The previous owner rented the downstairs space as it was - not legal, no real separation from the main house, shared everything. That was pretty much free for her.
I wonder if there's a middle ground somewhere. A 'legal' way to dense up our housing but without the great expense of rebuilding it from the inside out first. This seems like something that we'll be seeing a lot more of in the future, but I can't imagine most people will want to spend what I'm spending to do it 'legally'.
Sounds like you wanted to rent out a bedroom, not an apartment.
As many apartment buildings also have shared laundry, perhaps investigate that route. Sharing laundry with a tenant isn't much of a bother, and in my brother's house the apartment was quite literally built for the mother-in-law. There is still separate HVAC, but in this case all that is needed is an adjoining laundry room w/ 2 fire rated doors.
NYC seems a bit more permissive towards not-so-legal landlords, and every few months the NY Post reports a building fire with really avoidable casualties. From circumstances you suspect out-of-code rentals.
It's only so painful in California because there aren't many convenient places left for greenfield development.
Years later when I sold it, I decided to go through the process to bring it up to code. It was a painful and onerous process. Dealing with the city planning department and to be compliant with the regular building code plus the city's own petty codes made me wish I didn't start the process. At various stages of the process, I was at the point of fuck-it and just gave up. Finally got it done after 9 months and extra money. I can certainly understand why people just do it without following the regulation.
In most of the US most land in smaller cities are zoned for single family housing only. This often means you can only build a house for one family (no duplexes) with arbitrary restrictions on a variety of other things (minimum lot sizes, maximum house sizes relative to lot size, required setbacks from property lines to the house, etc).
In the event you are able to build a du/triplex it's rare you'd be able to convert any part of it for business use unless the land was already zoned for multi-use, where they allow mixing of residential and commercial uses.
They take about 20 minutes to heat up on 120v, but they're big enough to bake a cake or a sheet of cookies.
The fridge is half-full most of the time. I rarely use more than 1 burner at a time, 2 if it's the holidays and I'm cooking for family. I could easily replace the main oven with a slightly larger toaster oven or convection microwave.
Yes, doing so would prevent me from cooking a turkey. I do that once every 3-4 years.
When we visit Europe, we usually Airbnb in a small cottage or flat. Kitchens are always "tiny" by US standards. We never feel like it's a problem.
For renting the US, I'd gladly forgo a full kitchen to save $200+/month on rent.
In fact, it is possible to keep kosher with just one oven and separate racks, but it is a bit of a hassle.
@ all
Anyone know a brand of air fryer that lasts through lots of use with a reasonable price? I might try one if they don't break quickly.
Imagine some sort of central, industrial-scale kitchen that makes dirt-cheap prepared meals and uses the aforementioned services delivers them to your house, hot, at meal time.
Could economies of scale drive the cost below $5/meal? $2?
If we can obviate server rooms in office buildings around the world, what would it do to make the kitchen an extravagance rather than a necessity?
Or maybe the laundry room is the right target for obsolescence. Most cities already have industrial scale laundries for hotels. Could Uber and Lyft partner with them to eliminate those two giant appliances in our homes, and let us have the space back for our ham radios and stamp collections?
Likewise, the overwhelming cost of food delivery services is in the "service" part. Even if you could make the meal for $2, I would still end up paying $10 for a $2 meal, and while it definitely possible to make a nutritious and reasonably palatable meal for $2, it's never going to compare to the $10 meal I can get just by walking down the block to my local taqueria, much less what I can make myself.
Doing a load of laundry coin-op would cost me about $2/$3 a load. Plus the cost of detergent, fabric softener, and dryer sheets. And the aggravation of going to a grungy, depressing laundromat, waiting around for the washer to run, running the dryer several times because things wouldn't get dry, and then folding it all and lugging my baskets home.
When I was in an apartment that did have hookups, but no laundry machines, buying a basic washer and dryer ran about $1000, unless I found some ticking time bomb of a used set on Craigslist. And then there is the water and electricity costs. Not to mention the hassle of either abandoning them or having to drag them off somewhere else when I moved.
In contrast, I could drop off a huge barracks bag full of laundry at the laundromat once every two weeks, and they would weigh it up, charge me a dollar a pound, then I'd go off to work and pick it up at the end of the day, perfectly washed and expertly folded. Just in the amount of time saved at drudgery, it was worth it, besides the fact that they did a far, far better job than I would do myself.
I think what you were really doing here is finding a way to justify your choice of relying on a laundry service :)
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=13909365
Then the detergent and stuff at Costco so it's cheap. From there, you might also consider your time going to, waiting in, and leaving the laundromat. With your own machines, that pretty much reduces to minutes of walking around in the house. During the wait time, you just do whatever you'd normally do in the house. Saves a trip out.
Even if you have minimum wage employees, you're still paying people $15/hour to make the food, and $15/hour to deliver it. How many servings can a cook make in an hour? How many deliveries can a driver do in an hour?
Ten deliveries an hour gets you down to $1.50 per delivery. In some areas and times of day where deliveries line up just right, they can maybe do more, but if it's hot food, there's a limit as to how much the driver can carry at once. If it's all point-to-point back and forth between the kitchen and destinations, forget it.
Let's say the cook can make 30 servings in an hour. So that's $2 just to pay for labor already. That doesn't factor in costs for ingredients, kitchen space, cooking equipment, and maintenance for that. It doesn't account for marketing. It doesn't account for the R&D required to build and maintain the ordering app/website, or for server costs.
Speaking of space requirements, this is actually really problematic from a cost perspective. You need the kitchen to be within a reasonable delivery time from your customers. For a dense city, you're probably good for volume of orders, but you'll probably need to locate your kitchen inside the city limits, where real estate can be expensive. For a suburb, no matter where you put your kitchen you run the risk of not having enough delivery orders within a reasonable distance.
A company with other revenue could certainly sell this as a sort of loss leader, but I can't imagine a way to do this for $2 per meal, and probably not even $5 per meal. Hell, if I walk to my local grocery and buy ingredients for a basic meal, I'd be hard pressed to walk out of there spending less than $5. Economies of scale could reduce the cost of materials, but the labor and infra costs would surpass the savings.
The main obstacles seem to be delivery and people's desire for choice. You might be able to get the price of a fried rice down to $2-4 if you make it on industrial scale. But time customizing it (choice of meats, removing ingredients for allergies, providing extra sauce, etc) and getting it to the customer is more costly because it requires individualized service.
Meal pal is currently trying to do something like this by partnering with restaurants to create on cheap dish per day. It works to some extent but the customer has to pick up the food and only gets on option per restaurant.
One of my favourite food bloggers has a fairly small kitchen. Not tiny by any standards, but smaller than typical suburban Instagram food blogger types.
She seems to do a lot of her cooking and prep on a hot place and ikea cart. Fairly impressive and what I strive for in my own kitchen
https://smittenkitchen.com/2008/11/how-to-max-out-your-tiny-...
This just means that the mini-bar needs good wiring. Assuming there's an attic, crawl space, basement, ect, this is trivial.
(I still prefer my real kitchen, but that doesn't mean I need it to cook for a family of four, or even to cook for myself if I was still single.)
I'm in the process planning a small cabin, and probably will go with the same thing. Ikea has an inexpensive "mini-kitchen" that I'll probably just add an induction cooker to.
Food trucks and takeout get the job done.
I still enjoy doing Thanksgiving and cooking for parties, but that's usually at someone else's place.
I assure you there are plenty of people who think that loud noises, odors and "unsightly projects" are an issue even if no money changes hands. These people have far less leverage over tenants than they do over property owners so they seek to ban tenants
The zoning you speak of is enforceable enough. It doesn't need to be enforceable 100%, just enough to make the risk/reward not worth it. Remember, a large part of the busybodies motivation is "neighborhood character" (or some other shit like that). They don't care if you break the rules so long as you do so in a way they find agreeable. They want the power of arbitrary enforcement so they can screw you if you have tenants that throw loud parties (or whatever). It just so happens that it's easier to get draconian punishments attached to the zoning code than it is to get them attached to the petty crap the busybodies care about so they get rough proxies for the stuff they care about prohibited via the zoning code.
What leverage do they have over a property owner?
No way. Depending on the town, you'll either piss someone off, or a busybody will rat you out to the codes compliance people. Once that happens, they'll investigate and you're done.
When they figure out that you have guests, it's closed and the complainer is directed to do a noise complaint. If they figure out it's a business, you get cited.
For most of HN that is true because most of HN lives in wealthy cities or suburbs that have enough tax income that they can have a big enough government to the point where spending man hours chasing down that kind of stuff is important. Poor cities don't have the resources to go investigate busybody crap.
Regardless I think the gp makes valid point against the ggp. It's definitely not "unenforceable".
They still managed to give my neighbor a $150 ticket for parking his commercial vehicle (Verizon Ford Taurus) in his driveway.
Actually, I think that is the whole problem. Many of these regulations exist because the local government officials want to extract as much value as they can for themselves and their friends.
It's terrible for the planet, terrible for economic and racial equity, and terrible for our mental health.
https://devonzuegel.com/post/north-american-vs-japanese-zoni...
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If I had to live in a multi family home I would completely go insane. I don't know about you, but I need space in order to function.
People are not livestock, to be packed in as tightly as possible.
That said, the types of multi family houses in this article are fine by me - they have lots of space around them.
A typical development pattern might be something like... - all single family homes to start - area gets popular (property value goes up), a few SFH are replaced with duplex or small apartments - area gets more popular, more SFH removed, mid-rise apartments begin to appear, small-scale retail appears
Etc.
Of course, this requires that NIBMYs aren't allowed to control other people's property. And the zoning and codes that do exist are enforced so you don't end up with a SFH next to a gas station.
People are not livestock, to be ferried from place to place as market forces see fit.
That said, we can't have both. Either we have density, or we have everything spread out with long commutes.
Personally, I support Japanese style zoning, and letting people buy the kind of property they wish to live in.
However, I've always felt something is deeply wrong with the way zoning works right now. I live in a suburb type residential neighbourhood and the nearest corner store is a 20 minute walk away -- that seems silly. At some point we strictly divided residential and commercial and we all suffer because of it.
Zoning is also one of the prime factors in the car culture problem that is eating up the world's resources and boiling the frog called humanity.
The comment you're replying to isn't saying to abolish single family homes, it's saying to abolish single family zoning.
Currently every area of a city is "zoned" for what is allowed to get built there. "Single family home" (SFH) zoning is the most common, and the strictest: it requires every building to be a house meant for one family. No multi-family housing (even duplexes) and no commercial use (even neighborhood stores or home businesses).
This NYTimes articles discusses some of the issues and how Minneapolis is changing its policies. This should be done everywhere:
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/13/us/minneapolis-single-fam...