As soon as I saw that whole section on database-related flakiness my mind went from "flaky unit tests" to "tests called unit tests that are actually integration tests". I worked on a team where we labored under that misconception for a long, long time. By the time we finally realized that many of the tests in our suite were integration tests and not unit tests it was too late to change (due to budget and timeline pressure).

I really like the different approaches to dealing with these flaky tests, that is a good list.