I (used to) implement EV certs among other duties and I don't pay attention to them either.

Step One: Create Doofenshmirtz Evil LLC.

Step Two: Register HugsAndTrustBanking.com to LLC

Step Three: Get the legal services of Dewy Cheetum & Howe to issue a letter stating Evil LLC is your legitimate business.

Step Three: Show CA "proof" of ownership for Doofenshmirtz Evil LLC and HugsAndTrustBanking.com.

Step Four: Get genuine EV cert for your shady scam operation.

Step Five: Profit.

EV certs are dumb, you can trust me on that[0].

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